Why are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do chemists make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
Why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' - 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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