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  1. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

  2. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

  5. Good education is the essential foundation of a strong democracy Barbara Bush

  6. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

  8. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

  9. If you Take too Long in deciding what to do with your life You'll find you've done it. Pam Shaw

  10. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  11. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

  12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

  13. When you aim for perfection,you discover it's a moving target G Fisher

  14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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