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How Things Change...
A computer was something on the TV from a science fiction prog
A window was something you hated to clean.
Ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of someone's girlfriend.
Gig was a something a music band did in a pub.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A keyboard was on a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
If you had a 3½ inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the rubbish, not something you did to a file.
and if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on, was adding wood to the fire.
A Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
and a backup happened to your drains.
Cut you did with a knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
and a virus was the flu.
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A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
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Don't byte off more than you can view.
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Fax is stranger than fiction.
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In Gates we trust.
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Know what to expect before you connect.
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Modulation in all things.
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Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
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Remember that C:\ is the root of all directories.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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Virtual reality is its own reward.
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What boots up must come down.
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Windows will never cease.
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