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  1. How Things Change...
    A computer was something on the TV from a science fiction prog
    A window was something you hated to clean.
    Ram was the cousin of a goat.
    Meg was the name of someone's girlfriend.
    Gig was a something a music band did in a pub.
    An application was for employment.
    A program was a TV show.
    A keyboard was on a piano.
    Memory was something that you lost with age.
    If you had a 3 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
    Compress was something you did to the rubbish, not something you did to a file.
    and if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile.
    Log on, was adding wood to the fire.
    A Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
    and a backup happened to your drains.
    Cut you did with a knife.
    Paste you did with glue.
    A web was a spider's home.
    and a virus was the flu.


  2. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

  3. Don't byte off more than you can view.

  4. Fax is stranger than fiction.

  5. In Gates we trust.

  6. Know what to expect before you connect.

  7. Modulation in all things.

  8. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

  9. Remember that C:\ is the root of all directories.

  10. The geek shall inherit the earth.

  11. Virtual reality is its own reward.

  12. What boots up must come down.

  13. Windows will never cease.

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